-- CHRISTIAN CHECKLIST --
Find out if You’re a true Christian, even if You’ve never heard the name Christ.
1. In the theater, after the show, do You leave Your trash there for Someone Else to pick up, or do You gather it up and take it to the receptacle Yourself? If You leave it there, You are not a Christian.
Locally, at the Verizon Wireless Sandstone Amphitheater, after the concerts, it doesn’t matter if it’s rock, country, or oldies, I’ve noticed the same amount of trash left on the lawn. This shows that, overall, this is not a true Christian Society. In today’s “Christian based” Society, the vast / overall majority really doesn’t do these simple things, therefore are really not true Christians. This is the result, thanks to the culminated overall Religious teachings from honored People like the Pope, Billy Graham, James Dobson, etc. If the theater wanted You to leave Your trash on the floor / ground They wouldn’t have “trash cans.” Possibly some theaters don’t furnish trash cans, purposely, so People can just throw Their trash on the floor / ground, but I haven’t seen one yet.
2. When Your Mail Carrier accidentally places Someone Else’s mail in Your box, do You just conveniently throw it away, or do You place it back for The Carrier to redo (or, take it directly to The Addressee / Your-Neighbor Yourself)? If You place it in Your trash, You’re not a true Christian.
3. When Someone leaves a message on Your voice mail / telephone answering machine, that sounds like They dialed / had the wrong number, and leaves a message for that Person, do you call Them back and tell Them They called the wrong number, or do you just ignore it? If you call Them back, then You might be a Christian.
4. Do You put down People who have early abortions, telling Them about the Sanctity of “Life,” yet eat meat Yourself? If You do, then You’re not a Christian.
I saw a brochure at a Pro-Life / abortion festival booth that said “Respect Life!” Sure, They’ll do that as long as it doesn’t interfere with Their personal wishes. That just shows how Pro-Life advocates are really just using abortion as Their selfish tactic in trying to fool God into thinking They are righteous. They think They can write the rules just the way They want it.
By the way, Genesis 1:20-30 defines life (“living”) as “The Moving Creature [KJV], Birds, Sea Creatures, Cattle, Creeping Things, Beasts Of The Earth, and Man (2:7 3:20)”; conversely, things that “shall be for Food (every Herb, Fruit Tree that Yields Seed, etc.)” (Gen. 1:11-12;29-30) are NOT used with the Hebrew word “living / life” – until later when God places The Two together discussing “a problem” allegorically termed “the tree of life” which associates with “the tree of the knowledge of good and evil” which Man / Woman does not naturally know (not “pleasant to the sight as good for food” 2:9): like a true carnivore / serpent / predator does, until Man is taught it. (Our next Church outing will be a nice visit to the slaughter house, where We will later discuss if those Cows in line starting about three back, fighting hard to get out once They figure out what’s going on, is a form of “communication.” Cookies and punch will be served after the discussion.) People are not smart enough to realize that a Human Being is nothing more that just another Animal with high communication skills, period. People really do not realize that. We just have more information to work with (which is the reason for our success), but we are not any “smarter,” “quicker,” or “more clever” than other Animals. In fact, since our instinct now relies so much on our high communication skills, if all of a sudden we didn’t have them any more, the Animals would have to take care of our future generations.
5. Do You admit to Everyone Your (important) mistakes when it shows that You lack intellectual ability, when You don’t “have to” (when You’re not caught)? If You do, you may be a Christian; because, You would have a tremendous amount of strength and concern for the betterment of Mankind over Your self pride. By the way, I’ve never known Anyone who can do that completely (except myself). The only way a Person could do that is for Them to truly make God / Jesus / Goldenrule their “number one” priority.
6. Will You lie (“convey any false impression”) to People for Your job / employer, or for a friend / relative? (Or, support the creation of a faulty product.) If You do / would, then You’re not a Christian.
7. If You’re the kind of Person who will grab a shopping cart in the parking lot to bring it into the store / Wal-Mart with You on Your way in (and/or return Your used cart to the inside / front of the store), without waiting for Someone like me telling You to do it, then You “may” be a Christian.
8. If You would refuse to watch actual Animal slaughter videos yet eat meat, then You are not a Christian. Otherwise click here [in future].
The fact that People are appalled / shocked / sickened by the truth proves that Animal slaughter will eventually be stopped: I don’t care what anyone “wants” to believe, truth and logic will eventually win. Whereas cutting open a fruit or vegetable does not disturb Us. So, I’m assured when I tell my fellow Vegetarian Advocates that Their endeavors will “eventually” win. The uncomfortable suffering One feels when witnessing Animal slaughter is not anywhere close to the degree of suffering the Animal feels. They next time You get that frighten feeling of, e.g., someone killing You in the shower, analyze it. Or watch the scariest horror movie You’ve ever seen (especially from the viewpoint when You were a Child), then realize that’s what it’s like for the Animal. It is not a sin to use the “needed” parts of an Animal, after they die a natural death.
9. If You would not accept the feeling of a knife being pushed into Your head, but You eat meat, thereby “accepting” Another to have it / similar done, then You are not a Christian. – That statement represents superior (Humanlike) “Intelligence.” Go ahead… push just a fork, e.g., slightly on the side of Your head then analyze the term “evil.”
10. Employers: Do You look for an excuse to fire an Unmarried Employee Who becomes Pregnant, yet You Yourself have had Sex prior-to / out-of marriage? If You do, that means that You think You’re a true Christian, but You’re not anywhere close.
11. If Your mind feels that safe / disease-free Sex between Single People (using effective Birth Control) is evil / Ungodly, then You do not have the ability / Intelligence to be an Independent Thinker.
12. If You think that possessiveness (monogamy) and conditional Sex / Love (marriage) has to do with Freedom, then go back to sleep. No One is Free or Independent that feels the need for monogamy from Their Mate(s).
A Woman or Man who is truly Free doesn’t require monogamy of Their Mate(s). A Woman or Man who is truly Independent doesn’t require monogamy of Their Mate(s). In other words, a Woman or Man that requires monogamy who just thinks They’re Free and Independent, can’t Really be as Free and/or Independent as Someone who doesn’t. You see, monogamy is codependency, not Independency. “Co-” meaning two, and “dependent” means two People that are dependent upon One Another (Sexually), which is not Free. It’s like how an alcoholic is not Free if He’s dependant on alcohol. The same with conditions which must depend on monogamy. When You’re codependent with God’s greatest gift to Mankind (Sexual pleasure), You can’t be as naturally happy and content as if You were truly Free. And Women (especially) who say the only way They can be truly Free and Independent is to never have Sex again (with another Person) for the rest of Their Life, thinks They’re “smart” for missing out on God’s greatest Gift / Reward to Mankind: “tangible Fellowship with another Human Being.” Nothing is closer than “tangible,” and to spread that kind of Love is Godly. Americans will die in the battlefield to defend “Freedom,” but will allow “God’s greatest gift / reward to Mankind” (Their Girl) to take it away. Sexual intercourse between two People is a major desire (and is the basis of marriage). However, most Anyone can make Themselves have an orgasm by Themselves. So why is it such a big thing to involve another Person(s)? It’s simply because of the touching. All the multitudes of good and bad that come from marriages and relationships all have to do with the touching part only, not the orgasm.